Tag: humor
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The Face of Vanity in a Sea of Mediocrity
I find it almost impossible to believe that no one wants to pay tribute to the beauty and the majesty that is “me”. No one is rushing up to shower me in gold coins and chocolates and rose petals. How is this even possible? I am clearly one of the finer specimens of the human…
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Mr. Finewine
Give it up for the man of the hour, Mr. Finewine! Clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap. Bow this way, bow that way, bow the other way, bow all the other which way. My fine furry friends, I thank you for hosting me on this most auspicious of days. It is a day of…